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1st Apr 2017

Hey everyone! I like battlefield; I like clan matches. It pits two teams with different playstyles and tactics together and the best team wins. There are a lot of playstyles out there that individuals can use in battlefield. However, today I just want to talk about one:

Laying down with a machine gun all game.

It's a great playstyle, and as much as I love all the guys rubbing their dicks against the ground, mushing it like it's the Pain Olympics and cutting off your dork supply. Kinking the tubing without lubing, laying and spraying. It's just not healthy. It's not healthy for you. Studies have shown laying there with an MG15 has led to increased rates of erectile dysfunction. Do you guys really want to rely on Cialas, Viagra or Levitra if you happen to get lucky?

More importantly, there have been some connections between being a bipoding noob and problems with the spine. According to HealthLine.com, who wrote an article on the health effects of bipoding up, "being a bipoding bitch places a strain on your back and spine. This is because the middle of your body is where most of your weight is." This was paraphrased of course, but you guys get the gist. The article then goes on to say that stress on the spine increases pain throughout the body and can also be felt anywhere in the body since it is a pipeline for your nerves.

Since reading this article I've come to realize why everyone who bipods is such a spineless bastard. Anyway as you guys can see, laying down with an MG15 all game and scraping your dork on the ground has a lot of negative health effects.

That is why I started this pledge. When you sign this pledge, you promise you won't lay down all game. However, more importantly, you guarantee yourself you won't get ED or Like um Totally up your spine. Not only that but we are making battlefield great again. #MBGA

I'll start...

PS. I am not a doctor, please direct all questions regarding health to COLONELMUSTO, as he is a doctor.
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